What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
WE ARE SUCH A BROKEN COUNTRY
This is such an interesting breakdown/graph.
I like Minnesota
I love the murder question because Minnesota just goes totally red like “OF COURSE I FUCKING WOULDN’T WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE”
reblogging as a proud minnesotan
north carolina is so inDECISIVE LIKE WTF
MISSOURI IS ALWAYS IN THE MIDDLE PRETTY MUCH DECIDE YOU FUCKING HICKS.
New Hampshire’s weird as shit, man.
do you ever just discover a new band
and you listen to their song
and you can tell straight away
and you just sit there in complete silence as your entire soul shifts and your entire being begins to beat intune to the sudden new music and your entire world opens up to all the new emotions that you’re going to discover jjust by listning to another humans voice
I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”
me when i laugh at something that i wasn’t supposed to be laughing at
sometimes i picture imaginary arguments with people and i think aboutwhat i would say in response to certain points and i get so heated until like 5 minutes later when i realize that the argument isnt actually happening
Regrets are only felt by those who do not understand life’s purpose.